10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You have to piss with the dick you have