10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.