10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus