10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.