10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim