10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- It's Free To Fold...
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.