10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS