10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts