10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker