10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fold and live to fold again
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"