10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts