10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?