10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.