10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson