10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers