10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.