10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels