10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers