10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is