10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."