10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.