10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com