10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak