10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die