10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.