10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.