10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Welcome to kicker school