10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers