10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword