10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "No river, no fish."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)