10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)