10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave