10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it