10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury