10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves