10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike