10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?