10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.