10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters