10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.