10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• It's Free To Fold...
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986