10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Fook the floosh droo!