10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.