10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak