10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.