10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio