10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.