10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.