10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...