10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die